Creation

what happened was that the goddess, whatever you want her name to be in fact the only reason you can say it was a goddess and not a god or a bowl of onion dip is because that was the mood the author was in at the time, decided to cause trouble. To accomplish this, what's-her-name built everything out of used tissue paper and whatever else sounded like a good joke at the time. after forgetting the kitchen sink, dae, the goddess and please never use the same name for her twice unless you feel like it, turned to the animals and fish and skunk cabbages and whatever else was paying attention and said "you muse find your own ways in this world and no matter what else you do never listen to, believe, or pay the slightest attention to authority, namely me. find your own paths against the grain and don't behave like common cattle, that is if that is what cattle do, and don't think you can please me by doing what I want you to do because you can't. i don't want you to do it." from these words, the world and everything in it have never been able to recover. some damn fool somewhere later concluded that the ultimate bitch had in fact been lying...

there are three principles to the universe...

Absurdity...
Confusion...
Faith...

why three?
because any number can be divided by three as long as you don't mind all those digits after the decimal point...

actually, there are pi number of things, but hey, who's counting?